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Not what I expected...

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Richard King, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. Richard King

    Richard King Hall Of Fame

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    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
    gates.
    There, he is greeted by George Washington.

    "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington,
    slapping
    Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end
    the
    America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.

    James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal
    government to provide for the common defense!" He takes a sledge hammer and
    WHAM! nails Osama's knees. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John
    Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same
    love for liberty and America.

    As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
    toward the gate where he is to be judged.

    As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams,
    "This is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
    What the hell did you think I said?"
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    Funny! :lol:
     

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