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One wish

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by mrao, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. mrao

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    Nov 16, 2003
    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
    experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
    Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous
    too."
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last
    guy in line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
    laughing his ass off.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
     

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