I actually get a kick out of it... A challenge to come up with new clever answers, since I know what is going on. I really don't work for DirecTV... I am lucky enough to work as a software developer, with multiple montiors... and I can type about 120+ words a minute... and some of these replys are so "repetive" ... they are even faster. If you where to send them a card... send it to their building in LA... that is where the development team is. And actually yes... sometimes, I do like to see how you all flock to the honey.