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Political Science....

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Richard King, Sep 9, 2002.

  1. Richard King

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    A teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She
    > > asks
    > > > > her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats
    too.
    > > > >
    > > > > Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be
    like
    > > > > their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
    fireworks.
    > > > >
    > > > > There is, however, one exception. A boy named Adam has not gone
    > > > > along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
    > > > > different.
    > > > > "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."
    > > > > "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
    > > > > "Why I'm a proud fiscal conservative Republican," boasts the little
    > boy.
    > > > >
    > > > > The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
    asks
    > > > > Adam why he is a fiscal conservative Republican.
    > > > > "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an
    > > > > intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking.
    > > > > My Dad and Mom are fiscal conservative Republicans, and I am a
    fiscal
    > > > > conservative Republican too."
    > > > >
    > > > > The teacher is now quite angry that she did not get through to him.
    > > > > "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a
    > > > > moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
    > > > >
    > > > > Adam pauses and smiles, "Why then, I'd be a liberal Democrat!"
    > > > >

    :D :lol:
     

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