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Satan

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by -, Apr 27, 2002.

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    One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he
    is wallowing
    > in despair, he has his first meeting with the
    > devil...
    > Satan: Why so glum?
    > Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
    >
    > Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
    > fun down here.
    > You a drinking man?
    > Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
    >
    > Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On
    > Mondays that's all we
    > do is drink. Whiskey, rum, scotch, tequila,
    > Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab
    > and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we
    > drink some more! And
    > we don't worry about getting a hangover because
    > you're dead anyway.
    > Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
    >
    > Satan: You a smoker?
    > Guy: You better believe it!
    > Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We
    > get the finest
    > cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs
    > out. If you get
    > cancer -no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
    > Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
    >
    > Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
    > Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
    >
    > Satan: That's terrific,'cause Wednesdays you can
    > gamble all you
    > want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If
    > you go bankrupt...so
    > what? You're dead anyhow.
    >
    > Satan: What about drugs?!?
    > Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
    > Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
    yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack,
    smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
    all the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares?
    > Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool
    > place!
    > Satan: You gay?
    > Guy: No...
    > Satan: Ooooh! You're gonna hate Fridays.
     
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