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Signs

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by -, Apr 14, 2002.

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    In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

    On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."

    Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

    In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

    On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

    At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."

    On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

    On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

    At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

    Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

    In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."


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