I don't watch reality TV.. I think it sucks because there is nothing real about it... but that's another story. Today CBS and Survivor Gabon are my new heroes... for the simple reason that they have given the Parents Television Council another excuse to show what absolute idiots they can be. Apparently on the premier episode of the show, now be presented in HD (lol), someones tallywacker enjoyed an extremely brief moment of freedom! It is so brief that no one caught it in the editing room. But the Parents Television Council caught it in frame by frame slow motion, no doubt after it was exposed on numerous web sites. In their righteous idignation they have marched off to the FCC and filed an indecency complaint. CBS claims it was "completely unintentional, inadvertent, and fleeting" and "undetectable when viewed in real time." The Parents Television Council says "CBS's decision to hide behind excuses ... is the epitome of irresponsibility." The lawyers are standing in the wings laughing their collective butts off while rubbing their hands together and ordering new BMW's.