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Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by audiomaster, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. audiomaster

    audiomaster DBSTalk Club Member

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    A man receives a text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry Bob, I have to confess, I’ve been tapping your wife. I’ve been doing it day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology. I promise that it won't happen again.”

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    “Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife.”
     
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  2. Scott Kocourek

    Scott Kocourek DIRECTV A-Team

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    :rolling:
     
  3. chevyguy559

    chevyguy559 Fresno State Bulldog!

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    LOL oops :rotfl:
     
  4. Mar 1, 2014 #4 of 11
    billsharpe

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    That's funny! Also a good argument for gun control... :evilgrin:
     
  5. Mar 1, 2014 #5 of 11
    B Newt

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    My idea of gun control is aim better!


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  6. Mar 1, 2014 #6 of 11
    yosoyellobo

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    Aim better. How many times do you want to kill her.
     
  7. Mar 1, 2014 #7 of 11
    B Newt

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    I don't want to kill anyone I'm tired of anti gun people. That is all


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  8. Mar 2, 2014 #8 of 11
    MysteryMan

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    Gun control is being able to hit your target.
     
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  9. billsharpe

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    Gun control does not mean no guns at all, but that's getting way off topic.
     
  10. peds48

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    agree with you on this one but lets not go there


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  11. chakubi

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    Second shot to his phone



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