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The "I Got Them!!" Challenge

Discussion in 'DIRECTV Programming' started by Tom Robertson, Sep 18, 2007.

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  1. gonzlobo

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    I eat breakfast 300 yards from 21 HD channels that are trained to entertain me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

    (insert picture of Colonel Jessep here)
     
  2. LarryFlowers

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    You have to be as hard core a scifi fanatic as I am...:nono2:
     
  3. LarryFlowers

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    Smiddy wants to put this picture on his truck... I think every D* truck should have it on both sides and the tail:)
     
  4. Stuart Sweet

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    I'm thinking about that... it may just be respect but I'll see what I can do.

    Now I like how this gentleman thinks!

    My apologies... apparently you were first!

    Keep 'em up...
     
  5. gulfwarvet

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    (Jim) Scotty. i don't just want HD-lite speed anymore.......(Scotty) Jim, i'm given her all she handle. (Jim) Scotty, i don't care, i want full 1080i HD speed "NOW". (Scotty) I-I captain
     
  6. DCFSCAZARES

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    This morning my 4-year old son came into by bedroom while I was asleep and said the following: "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Ama, Ama, Ama, Ma, Ma, Ma, Mama, Mama, Mama, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dadda, Dadda, Dadda, and Pa, Pa, Pa." At that point, Both myself and my wife were abviously irritated...so we both angrily replied, What!" and He smiled and said, "We have New HD channels on Directv, By!"
     
  7. man_rob

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    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=5600133
     
  8. Satchaser

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    Got up this morning, went down to make the coffee (loosened the connector on the BBC on the H20) and when the wife came down Viola!! no signal on the little CRT in the kitchen. "we"ll need a new tv to get the new HD signals", says I ; "well if you think it's necessary I guess we'll have to get one". Just got a new 19" LCD hdtv set up and running "Fine". Thanks DirecTV!
     
  9. djfrankie

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    Got up @ 6 this morning, let the dogs out, started coffee and checked my guide...................YIPPEE KAYEE...I GOT MY HD!:)

    THANKS AGAING TO DBSTALK AND D*, FOR THEIR HARD WORK!!!!
     
  10. greenwave

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    Gentleman's wager: I'll take my alma mater, the Green Wave of Tulane University, at "home" (yeah, right!) plus 39.5 (as of today's vegas line)... For DBS Talk bragging rights...
     
  11. playboy1972

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    What do a sniff neck, bad breath, and the new HD channels have in common? I woke this morning with all 3.:lol: GOD IS GOOD.
     
  12. GP_23

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    That sounds exactly like my 5yr old! You're the winner in my book!
     
  13. NorfolkBruh

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    I TOTALLY agree! Since 'gay' is good then name me the most gay direct HD viewer of the year 'cause I gots mines! Now when can Luke rebuild your den to really appreciate the NEW HD??!!! lololol :lol:

    :grin: STICKY THIS! LOLOLOOL HD FOREVER! :grin:
     
  14. roland6465

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    Haiku:

    The waiting is done
    All these crispy new channels
    Eye candy for all!
     
  15. GP_23

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    Sorry had to do another and I am in no way degrading this site, I love it.

    Hey wasn't D* supposed to do something today, it is Wednesday after all, that means I may not be able to login to dbstalk.com!! Wait I can, what's that the channels are here!! Nobody's around either no wonder why I got on the site today!
     
  16. GordonT

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    With apologies to Irving Berlin:

    H(D)eaven, I'm in H(D)eaven,
    And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
    And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
    As my girl and I watch D* cheek to cheek. :lol:
     
  17. 4DThinker

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    I had a faculty meeting today. I announced to everyone there that DirecTV now had new High Definition channels, but that most were "educational" programming. "So no my TV education will be in High Definition, not just plain old standard definition!, I said. "What's the difference?", another professor asked. "The (same old) stuff I'm learning now is more detailed, more accurately represented, of higher aesthetic value, and so amazing to look at I'm likely to watch each show several times. What could be more educational than THAT?!"

    Everyone laughed, and all knodded in agreement.

    4D
     
  18. Stuart Sweet

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    Where are all you Photoshop gurus? Let's see some graphic expression! (Small attachments, please, if you absolutely insist on making it huge, use the E-mail function in the member profiles and send it to me.
     
  19. smiddy

    smiddy Tain't ogre til its ogre

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    Great kid!
     
  20. bnash972

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    HDTV Nazi (from Seinfeld - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3AOmZ2fps)

    E* CUSTOMER: FULL HD, Please.
    D* Customer: HDTV, Please.
    (E* CUSTOMER notices he only got a few HD, D* got lots of channels)
    E* CUSTOMER: I didn't get all of my HD.
    D* Customer: Just forget it. Let it go.
    E* CUSTOMER: Um, excuse me; I think you forgot my HD.
    HD Nazi: You want full HD?
    E* CUSTOMER: Yes please.
    HD Nazi: HD Lite?
    E* CUSTOMER: What?
    HD Nazi: No HD for you! (Snaps fingers.) (The CSR takes away E* CUSTOMER's HD and keeps his money.)

    Later that day...
    E* CUSTOMER: Ya know, I don't see how you can sit there watching that and not even offer to let me come over?
    D* Customer: I told you to switch to DirecTV. What do you want?
    E* CUSTOMER: Why can't we share?
    D* Customer: I told you not to say anything! You can't go in there, brazenly flaunt the rules, and then think I'm gonna watch my HDTV with you!
    E* CUSTOMER: Do you hear yourself?
    D* Customer: I'm sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime!
     
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