OK. NOw that I've got your attention. Got my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in the mail today, sit down in my chair with the hockey game on TV and I'm thinking I'll enjoy flipping through the magazine and reading all the articles. Really, it's all about the articles, right? Anyway. I get about 20 pages in or something and there's this 2 page spread from D*. Unfortunately, the 2 page spread is Burt Reynolds wearing nothing but the suit he was born in with the caption "Everything should be seen in DirecTV HD". A turn of the page says "well maybe not everything", but the damage is done. That will require several alcoholic beverages to get THAT picture out of my head.