1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

The Snail Joke

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by driht, Sep 23, 2009.

Tags:
  1. driht

    driht New Member

    8
    0
    Oct 17, 2008
    There's this guy that goes to his front door to pick up his newspaper. He opens the door, bends down to pick it up, and notices that there is a small snail sitting next to the newspaper, just as peaceful as can be. The guy, suddenly overcome with a mean streak, picks up the snail, and hurls him into the street.

    2 Years Later

    There's a knock at that same guy's door. He goes to the door, opens it, looks around. No one is there, he closes the door. Seconds later, there's another knock. He opens the door, looks down and there's the snail. The snail looks up at him, and says "Hey! What the hell was that all about?"
     
  2. rey_1178

    rey_1178 New Member

    679
    0
    Dec 12, 2007
    Florida
    damn! :hurah:
     
  3. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

    32,456
    258
    Jul 28, 2004
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Good one!

    I know some people who operate with the same kind of process.
     

Share This Page