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Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight

Discussion in 'The OT' started by Richard King, Mar 9, 2006.

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  1. Mar 9, 2006 #1 of 10
    Richard King

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    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/08/D8G7N5388.html
     
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    Nick

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    First, the PC term is "housekeeper, or, better yet, "environmental engineer".

    What is it about TP that turns some people into idiots? This is the second story we've heard involving TP and bad behavior, Why does it seem like America is plunging into the depths of lunacy over TP? Why can't we just step back from the precipice of discord and mop up this mess with the healing balm of peace, love and harmony, and a king-size roll of the long, narrow fluffy stuff?

    Rules for Peace, Love and Harmony:
    • Rule 1: Replace the roll.
    • Rule 2: Don't mess with a housekeeper's cart.
     
  3. Mar 9, 2006 #3 of 10
    Laverne

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    Rule 3: The TP comes off the roll FRONTwards!

    ;) :D
     
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    Most important rule. When you use the last piece, replace it. Teens haven't grasped that concept.
     
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    See Rule #1
     
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    Geronimo

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    Clearly this stuff needs to be banned as a hazardous substance.
     
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    bobsupra

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    While Rule #1 was a general application, the modifier (teens) clarified it. Perhaps I should have added, "If you take the last roll, go get some more."
     
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    ntexasdude

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    Mr. Whipple can't be too happy about all this.
     
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    Tom in TX

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    Keep Bogy, and those Iowa farmers happy... use corn cobs! :lol:
    Tom in TX
     
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    This is a realy $hitty toppic of discusion.
     
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