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Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Nick, May 6, 2002.

  1. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop

    1. Hold my beer so I can reach my license.

    2.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 to catch up with me.

    4. Are You Andy or Barney?

    5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

    6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    7. I pay your salary!

    8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning, too!

    9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    10. I was just trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars on the road, that's how far ahead of me they are.
     
  2. Chris Blount

    Chris Blount Creator of DBSTalk Staff Member Administrator DBSTalk Gold Club

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    :lol: :rolling:

    Good one Nick!
     
  3. Edward E Suleski

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    Top Ten Things Never to Say To a Cop
    So Nick did you make these statements to a police officer?
     
  4. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Ed, I've found what works best for me in that situation is to demonstrate abject humility, remorse and contrition right up to the point when they put the cuffs on me.

    Actually, I have great respect for all law enforcement officers. They are all that stand between us and anarchy.

    Both of my sons, of whom I am exceedingly proud, are cops, so I have to pretty much behave myself.

    Nickster :smoking:
     
  5. Edward E Suleski

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    I was only joking.
     
  6. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    I know, Ed.

    But thanks, anyway. Your hilarious rimshot gave me the perfect opening to brag on my sons.
     
  7. MarkA

    MarkA God Bless America! DBSTalk Gold Club

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    lol, that was funny. I really liked "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning, too!"
     

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