Why physically-challenged Wal-Mart Associates are tops! The customer says to the Associate, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the floor, I can tell you everything about it." She didn't believe him but dropped it on the floor anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20 even." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the floor. I think it is what I've been looking for, so I'll take it." As the blind associate walks behind the counter to the register, the woman bends over to pick up the rod and accidentally lets loose two loud farts in quick succession. At first she's embarrassed, but then realizes that there's no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't know she was the only customer around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50, plus tax." "But didn't you say it was $20?" she asks. He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.