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Washington D.C

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by bogi, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. bogi

    bogi Godfather

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    Apr 2, 2002
    Famous quotes from the democraticly elected former mayor of Washington D.C

    "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against
    diversity during this long period of increment weather."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a
    very very low crime rate."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And
    second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington,DC

    "Bitch set me up."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third
    term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush
    and Michael Dukakis no less."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are
    racist. The law of gravity is racist."
    - M. Barry,
    - Mayor of Washington, DC

    "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an
    international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As
    mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "People have criticized me because my security detail is
    larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself are there more
    people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can
    assure you there are."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which
    were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC


    "I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the
    slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in
    the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a
    Republican."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC
    (note: Lincoln was a Republican)

    "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just
    because they deem it necessary?"
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC

    "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask
    you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility
    to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC


    "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am
    an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble
    man."
    - M. Barry,
    Mayor of Washington, DC
     
  2. Richard King

    Richard King Hall Of Fame

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    Mar 25, 2002
    THAT'S the real sad part.
     

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