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Whose is long

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by XJS JAZZ, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. XJS JAZZ

    XJS JAZZ New Member

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    Sam & Abie, two old retired guys were sitting on a park bench in Fla.
    Sam asks Abie if he likes to gamble.

    Abie nods so Sam asks, "Do you wanna make a bet with me?"
    Abie says sure.

    Sam says, "I'll bet you $100 mine is longer soft than yours is hard".

    Abie says, "I'll take that bet", and starts laughing at Sam.

    Sam asks him, "How long is yours hard?"

    Abie says, "5 inches. How long is yours soft?"

    Sam says, "15 years. Pay me."
     
  2. billsharpe

    billsharpe Hall Of Fame

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    Southern...
    comparing apples and oranges comes to mind...

    not at all funny
     
  3. matt

    matt New Member

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    I don't get it, what are they talking about?
     
  4. davring

    davring Hall Of Fame

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    Sam is is total wreck, wiped out, can't think of anything but D12.

    Poor Sam.
     

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