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Why Did You ask

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Steve Mehs, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. Steve Mehs

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    A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something."
    If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
    The clerk says, "Well, no."
    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
    then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
    Sausage?"
    The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA

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    The...
    Steve, we used to call it a "hardware store". Have you ever heard of those? :)
     
  3. Steve Mehs

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    Yep I have, Best Buy is my hardware store of choice :D
     

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