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Wife Calls On The Phone

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by DCSholtis, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. DCSholtis

    DCSholtis Up The Irons!

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
    free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

    MAN: 'Yes'

    WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: '$390,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking

    $950,000' for it.

    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the

    extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
     
  2. JACKIEGAGA

    JACKIEGAGA N.Y. FOOTBALL GIANTS

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    :lol: Nice thats funny
     
  3. matt

    matt New Member

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    lol
     
  4. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

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    Peachtree...
    Heard this one a couple of times! Always good for a laugh!
     
  5. Randy Watson

    Randy Watson New Member

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    hilarious
     
  6. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 DIRECTV A-Team

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    Been there...done that...

    !rolling
     
  7. Draconis

    Draconis DIRECTV A-Team

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    It's a pity there is not a /facepalm emote for this board. :lol:
     
  8. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 DIRECTV A-Team

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    Here...this should do...

    [​IMG]
     
  9. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

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    remind me if we are ever to meet NOT to bring my cell phone :p
     
  10. Draconis

    Draconis DIRECTV A-Team

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Richierich

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    Now, this is Definitely Funny!!! :lol:
     

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