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Bush Demands Recount In Gore's Board Election


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#1 OFFLINE   blingbling

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 09:00 AM

In the wake of Apple's announcement late yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore was elected to the company's board of directors, President George Bush announced this morning that he would demand a recount.

"I am sure that when the votes are tallied again," Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer said, "Apple will find that President Bush was, in fact, named to the board, not Mr. Gore."



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#2 OFFLINE   Frapp

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 09:15 AM

Well, it`s great that Gore "would be" elected to the Apple board since he did "invent" the internet .. by his own admission :rolleyes:

I`ll bet ( in reality ) his first recommendation would be to move the company headquarters to Palm Beach :lol:

And remember, his former boss: "Did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Oh boy.... what a bunch .........

#3 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 10:28 AM

Who ever heard of an "Apple Bush"? Maybe Gore should change his name to Core.
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 11:25 AM

Don't worry guys, I'm sure Bush can arrange for the Supreme Court to appoint him to the position on Apple's Board.

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 12:14 PM

At first I thought they were talking about a 2000 Election recount. Have to get back in to sarcasm mode :P
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#6 OFFLINE   Frapp

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 12:21 PM

That would be horrible, then all the Apple computers would only have a capital "W" on them ..... no lower case ;)

We better just let the Supreme court go about their business of making just and fair decisions as they see fit ... although some people really have trouble with that :shrug:

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Frapp
We better just let the Supreme court go about their business of making just and fair decisions as they see fit ... although some people really have trouble with that :shrug:

Frapp, I have to agree with you. Why can't people just accept the just and fair decisions of the Supreme Court? Abortion rights, the Miranda decision, Affirmative Action, School Prayer. The Supreme Court made just and fair decisions as they saw fit, yet people keep bringing these things up over and over again.

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 02:50 PM

I hope you guys are kidding. This seems like a real joke.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Frapp
That would be horrible, then all the Apple computers would only have a capital "W" on them ..... no lower case ;)


Not sure about your keyboard but when I look at mine I don't see any lowercase letters on the keys. ;) ;)


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