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Tampons & Cigarettes


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#1 OFFLINE   DarrellP

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 02:58 PM

Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The Salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the Counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.

Because it is soooooo much cheaper.

So, I figure that if I have to roll my own,

SO DOES SHE! ;)
<---- I wish she was my girlfriend. :D

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#2 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 09 May 2003 - 08:01 PM

....can we still go horseback riding???

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#3 OFFLINE   George_F

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 10:27 AM

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