ATTENTION! PLEASE READ ASAP Community Notice
On February 17, 2009, FCC and Federal Law require that all full-power television broadcast stations stop broadcasting in analog format and broadcast only in digital format*
Due to the many complaints that we have received regarding the increasing Cable Television rates, poor analog signal and lack of HD channels, we are pleased to inform the residents of McCormick Ranch that Authorized DISH Network Retailer Technicians will be here Wed Dec 17 through Tues. Dec. 23, to install residents with either free High definition (HD) or Digital Satellite System (SD) of their choice. (world's longest sentence) This will allow customers to receive 100% digital channels 100% of the time. If you are receiving basic over the air analog signal or want the latest in Digital and High Definition technology, now is the time to switch to digital satellite. Be prepared before Feb. 17, 2009. if not, your TV May Not receive a signal!
Packages start at $32.99 a month....etc
For High Definition Channels just add $10.
For questions or more information, or to set up an appointment, please call your Dish Network Community Advisor (sic) today at (***) ***-****.
John Doe (not his real name)
Authorized Dish Network Retailer for McCormick Ranch Community
There are lots of older folks in this community and I'm sure many are confused by the DTV changeover. This just seems really lame.
"Dish Network Community Advisor" oh brother. I bet he has a badge and everything.