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#1 OFFLINE   jodyguercio

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:07 PM

A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side."
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 05:40 AM

:lol: That's funny -- one doesn't have to be Catholic to appreciate the humor in that.

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