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GO GITCHA MAMA!!
Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:34 AM
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the silver walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old brunette woman stepped out and smiled at them both. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, Boy.................go gitcha mama'.
Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:16 PM
DIRECTV employee since May 2003.
All comments are my own. Unless specifically stated, my views DO NOT represent the views of DIRECTV
Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:30 PM
DirecTV Customer Since 1996