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#1 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:46 PM

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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#2 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 03:09 PM

Very old Moron joke.

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#4 OFFLINE   dave29

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 03:19 PM

Good one. lol




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