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#1 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:47 PM

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,00000 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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#2 OFFLINE   roadrunner1782

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:55 PM

But the bullet would have went into her brain, ohhh I get it now!:D:lol:




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