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#1 OFFLINE   Ferenczy



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Posted 18 July 2009 - 10:34 AM

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note:
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM ."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park, and to her great relief, found the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:
"Here is your money. But I just cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...

Not screaming and yelling like the people on his bus.

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#2 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 04:12 PM

:lol: Great minds, I figured out how this would end half way through reading it and I'm not even a blonde.
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#3 OFFLINE   Jimmy 440

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 04:15 PM

Jimmy loves his blondes ! :)


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#4 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001


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Posted 18 July 2009 - 04:49 PM

Lovin them blondes...:D:lol:
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#5 OFFLINE   Grentz


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Posted 18 July 2009 - 11:41 PM

I am blonde :mad:

lol, funny though.
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#6 OFFLINE   Zellio



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Posted 19 July 2009 - 12:08 AM

I'm auburn blonde, which means I typically look red in the sun, and brown in the shade, so bah to all of you.

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:55 AM

I'm auburn blonde, which means I typically look red in the sun, and brown in the shade, so bah to all of you.

Does this make you have multiple personalities? Or maybe be bi-polar? Fortunately nothing a colorist couldn't fix!

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