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#1 OFFLINE   citico

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:15 AM

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You
are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began, 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I
threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the
same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued 'She was so grateful for
my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

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#2 OFFLINE   Ferenczy

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:16 AM

...lmao :lol:
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...

Not screaming and yelling like the people on his bus.

#3 OFFLINE   turey22

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:17 PM

I liked this one...I have to send it to a friend now.

#4 OFFLINE   rbonzer

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 03:18 PM

I'd send it to the wife, but I'm thinking it might not go over well. Best joke I've heard in a while.

#5 OFFLINE   dennisj00

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 04:39 PM

The smart man that I am won't be showing this one to the wife!

Spending to stimulate the economy as fast as the credit cards will allow!

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DLB, MRV, nomad, HDGUI are HERE! . . . We're DONE!


#6 OFFLINE   billsharpe

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 03:25 PM

My wife laughed harder than I did at this one!
Bill

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