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#1 OFFLINE   yosoyellobo

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:43 AM

Two weeks with out any jokes. Happy to say that I have kick the joke habit. Thank God.

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#2 OFFLINE   naijai

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:14 PM

We all went cold turkey :nono2:
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#3 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:12 PM

A pig and a chicken go into a bar...

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#4 OFFLINE   audiomaster

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 07:12 PM

A pig and a chicken go into a bar...


Ok I'll bite.

"The bartender says.....?

Ok, whos next? Can't wait to see this thread in a couple weeks!!

#5 OFFLINE   yosoyellobo

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:01 PM

Ok I'll bite.

"The bartender says.....?

Ok, whos next? Can't wait to see this thread in a couple weeks!!


to the blond sitting in front of him...?

#6 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:10 PM

to the blond sitting in front of him...?

"That's an ugly cow you have there..."

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:39 AM

"To which the lawyer responds, ..."

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:49 AM

"To which the lawyer responds, ..."


"If you say 'That was no cow, that was my wife' I'll sue you for all you're worth."

Jokes by committee generally don't work well :nono2:
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:06 PM

"If you say 'That was no cow, that was my wife' I'll sue you for all you're worth."

Jokes by committee generally don't work well :nono2:


No, just shows how quick something can go downhill when a lawyer gets involved!!!

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:58 AM

No, just shows how quick something can go downhill when a lawyer gets involved!!!


Hee hee hee hee!:lol:

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 04:20 PM

Here I thought this was about punting nuns...
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:33 AM

Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business
next door to the convent? He knocked on the door and asked the Mother
Superior if she had any dirty habits.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:53 AM

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 11:23 AM

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?


I didn't even know Mike had a hobby :D
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:42 AM

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says

"What is this, a joke?"
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