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#1 OFFLINE   jodyguercio

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 09:20 AM

FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning.
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should
I
know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the
coast is
clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the
mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here,
let
me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one
looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and
buys a
gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he
finds
her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He
pulls
out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes
the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't
do
it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He
proudly
says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux
replies,
"Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his
US
Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew
what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then
finally
said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed
the Delaware "

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house
ransacked
and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the
K-9
officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran
out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on
the steps.
Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find
all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."
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#2 OFFLINE   coldsteel

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 01:19 PM

:uglyhamme:thats:!rolling:bowdown:
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#3 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 04:22 PM

:thats: Oh, dat Boudreaux! Sumbuddy need to hit dat Cajun in de face wid a big ole wet mop! :lol:

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