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Good 'Ol Boudreaux
Posted 15 September 2009 - 09:20 AM
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should
know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here,
me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one
looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and
gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he
her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He
out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes
the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He
says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux
"Oh, that's easy: W."
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was
"Is it mine?"
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his
Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew
what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then
said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
the Delaware "
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house
and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the
officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
They send me a BLIND policeman."
LIVE SIMPLE, LOVE GENEROUSLY , CARE DEEPLY, SPEAK KINDLY AND LEAVE THE REST TO GOD
Posted 15 September 2009 - 01:19 PM
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