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#1 OFFLINE   Draconis

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 11:33 AM

Hope I do not get in trouble for this one...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, 'Ann, your obsession is with money... Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, 'Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.'

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#2 OFFLINE   fluffybear

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 03:48 PM

:lol:

Always enjoy this one!

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#3 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 02:08 PM

I guess in "American Pie"...we now better understand where the name "Stiffler" came from....:D
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