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#1 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 06:39 PM

Two businessmen were taking a break while working on their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only the shelves set up and no inventory. As they sat on the empty shelves, one said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a kind voice asked, "What are you fellows sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer turned to go, and as he walked away was overheard muttering to himself, "Must be doing well... only two ass-holes left."

Seniors -- don't mess with us! :alterhase

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#2 OFFLINE   davring

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 06:47 PM

Thanks Nick. That sounds alot like my father, I forwarded it to him,
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 08:59 PM

That is freaking hilarious!:lol:




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