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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


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#41 ONLINE   sigma1914

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 05:18 PM

Don't forget that 1 member who doesn't use the same bulbs & bulb service as everyone else in that sub-forum, but they still think they know all about your bulb service, have snide remarks about your bulbs & service, & never know what they're talking about.
If you stop responding to them or put them on ignore, then eventually they'll go away.

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#42 OFFLINE   Jim Parker

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 05:25 PM

One to say that the term "thread" should not be used, as some bulbs have pins, not threads, therefore the correct term is "electrical contacts".
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 07:29 PM

There will be three posters to tell you your new light bulb needs to be on a UPS, or at the very least a surge suppressor.

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 07:30 PM

I use captured fireflies.

That's so last Stone Age....:D
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 08:01 PM

That's so last Stone Age....:D

But it is very "Green" or "Yellow".
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 08:08 PM

But it is very "Green" or "Yellow".

You have a point....




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#47 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 08:13 PM

You have a point....




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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:17 PM

When ever I see these I always go to:

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb....?"

"you wanna ride bikes?"

(I grew up with ADD, so I get it) :)


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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:18 PM

But it is very "Green" or "Yellow".


Speaking of green, where is the ugly ******* whom which we all love?

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

3 to derail the light bulb thread with a bunch of off topic posts before being told to get back on topic!

(I volunteer to be the first)

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

When ever I see these I always go to:

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb....?"

"you wanna ride bikes?"

(I grew up with ADD, so I get it) :)


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Posted 13 November 2009 - 11:32 PM

Two to point out they've been using light bulbs since the days of incandescents and to ask why the new one has to be "professionally" installed.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 11:37 PM

One to start an anticipation thread on the next version of the light bulb that includes the ability to project light into another room.

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 06:35 AM

I'll test the new beta bulbs. :)

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 06:37 AM

6 to ask how to power their light bulbs with a single wire instead of that pesky twin-lead.
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Posted 14 November 2009 - 11:17 AM

2 to rant about how the tv commercial for light bulbs is full of lies.

1 who says the guy who does bulb impressions is very annoying.

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 07:55 AM

I'll test the new beta bulbs. :)


I read on another highly reputable site that the beta testing of the new bulbs has ended. ;)
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Posted 15 November 2009 - 08:04 AM

1 poster to create the thread
1 to dispute the OP
1 to stand up for the OP
1 to dispute the person standing up for the OP
1 to interject that the OP bought the wrong kind of lightbulb
1 to respond that the previous poster had no business talking about lightbulbs since they didn't own any
1 to respond that they didn't need to own a lightbulb to see the light
1 to interject on how a lightbulb is actually constructed and receives transponder data from D10
1 Mod to interject back on topic
1 to respond that these were the best light bulbs ever made since the dawn of time
1 to ask a question pertaining to anything other than lightbulbs
3 to respond to that question
1 Mod to again interject that if folks were not on topic, the thread would be closed
1 legitimate post

<crickets heard loudly>

Thread then closed.


So I guess the answer is 16. :D
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#59 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 09:41 AM

1 poster to create the thread
1 to dispute the OP
1 to stand up for the OP
1 to dispute the person standing up for the OP
1 to interject that the OP bought the wrong kind of lightbulb
1 to respond that the previous poster had no business talking about lightbulbs since they didn't own any
1 to respond that they didn't need to own a lightbulb to see the light
1 to interject on how a lightbulb is actually constructed and receives transponder data from D10
1 Mod to interject back on topic
1 to respond that these were the best light bulbs ever made since the dawn of time
1 to ask a question pertaining to anything other than lightbulbs
3 to respond to that question
1 Mod to again interject that if folks were not on topic, the thread would be closed
1 legitimate post

<crickets heard loudly>

Thread then closed.


So I guess the answer is 16. :D


By1 Mod with or without a post of explanation, confusing all other posters as to what they must have done. :D
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:40 PM

1 to ask if the bulb is covered by the protection plan

37 to argue that light is a feature and not a service
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