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#41 OFFLINE   jodyguercio

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 04:11 PM

Because we, the media, and their lifestyles make them celebrities, without that they would just be working stiffs. We are responsible. Sad, isn't it.:nono2:


Very sad indeed. I guess I'm not one who gets all gaga over supposed celebrities.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 05:01 PM

The Jaguars NFL game poked fun...:lol:

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 07:29 PM

!rolling WOW!
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 07:52 PM

I'm wondering now that Tiger has played the front 9, if he had any calls from Gary McCord regarding bikini waxed greens.........
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:43 AM

Friendly reminder. This is a JOKE thread. Not an opinion thread.

Keep them jokes coming!!
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:57 AM

Keep them jokes coming!!


Maybe hold off for a while. Fire/Rescue just hauled an adult female out of the house on 'advanced life support'.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:10 AM

Friendly reminder. This is a JOKE thread. Not an opinion thread.

Keep them jokes coming!!

As the OTS I do not have a problem with opinions posted on this thread...as long as the posts are not a personal attacks on posters.
Personal observations are welcome. :) Keep them coming.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 08:54 AM

Nike is coming out with a new line of clubs named after Tiger's wife... "Elinwoods".

The only clubs guaranteed to beat tiger.
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#49 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:15 AM

Tiger's publicist wants Tiger to change his name to "Tiger Woodn't".
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:47 AM

Tiger Woods and Tiger dids.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:50 AM

Tiger Shouldn't
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 10:07 AM

What were Tiger Woods and Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
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#53 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 10:21 AM

What were Tiger Woods and Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.


She was clubbing. Tiger was driving.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:58 PM

Got to have a designated driver when you are out clubbing late at night. ;)
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 02:52 PM

...or when you're (not your) being clubbed at night!

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:33 PM

Note to Tiger: "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!"

Edited by Button Pusher, 08 December 2009 - 03:55 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:53 PM

Than.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 03:57 PM

Thanks, fixed it! I actually had that in there first but the wife has been correcting me lately on my over use of "THAN"(she is a teacher). I didn't think that was a comparison so I changed it.lol
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:39 PM

Seems though that they have agreed to pay the price for their idol-worship, unbelievably lavish lifestyles and beyond-belief wealth -- surrendering any claim to privacy.


Heres my take on this.
If your like a Paris Hilton or even Angelina Jollie and use the press when it suits you then Yes you are fair game to be attacked. If your a Tiger woods or Val Kilmner or any of the dozens that avoid the media at all costs even if it is for there own personal benefit then you deserve to be treated like any normal human being, you deserve privacy.

#60 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:55 PM

Heres my take on this.
If your like a Paris Hilton or even Angelina Jollie and use the press when it suits you then Yes you are fair game to be attacked. If your a Tiger woods or Val Kilmner or any of the dozens that avoid the media at all costs even if it is for there own personal benefit then you deserve to be treated like any normal human being, you deserve privacy.


Unfortunately the average person doesn't make over $90 million dollars a year just in endorsements...not very private having ones' name on hundreds of products all over the world, and appearing in commercials pushing those products.:nono2:

Edited by BubblePuppy, 09 December 2009 - 02:58 AM.

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