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#61 OFFLINE   cdizzy

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 08:00 PM

This is a must see. Audio is a must. Great stuff.


http://www.break.com...s-sex-tape.html

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 12:01 AM

Tiger voted by PGA as most valuable playa.

Fed is asking PGA to give Tiger the next title because he is too big to fail.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 08:08 AM

To that I say "don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine". Especially if your a politician or a celebrity.

Heres my take on this.
If your like a Paris Hilton or even Angelina Jollie and use the press when it suits you then Yes you are fair game to be attacked. If your a Tiger woods or Val Kilmner or any of the dozens that avoid the media at all costs even if it is for there own personal benefit then you deserve to be treated like any normal human being, you deserve privacy.


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Posted 09 December 2009 - 08:22 AM

Dave actually had some fun poking fun back at himself! :lol:

10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.
9. Change name from 'Tiger' to more adorable 'Puppy.'
8. Fix the whole health care mess.
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.
5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.
4. Safely land Golf cart in the Hudson river.
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.
2. Find Osama Bin Laden.
1. Blame Letterman.

Edited by ibglowin, 09 December 2009 - 08:37 AM.

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#65 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 08:24 AM

This is a must see. Audio is a must. Great stuff.


http://www.break.com...s-sex-tape.html


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Elin Nordegren,-----> :beatdeadhorse: <---Tiger Woods
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(and many other females)

Edited by BubblePuppy, 09 December 2009 - 09:57 AM.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 09:53 AM

This is a must see. Audio is a must. Great stuff.


http://www.break.com...s-sex-tape.html

Awesome! !rolling
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#67 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:00 AM

Heck, depending on how much these women, who claim to have had an affair with Tiger Woods, make off of those claims, I just might make up a claim that I had an affair with him also....and I'm a male. That should bring in the big bucks.:hurah::lol:
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:29 AM

Yes, but you're married, or so I hear. :P

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#69 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:42 AM

Yes, but you're married, or so I hear. :P


Yep, for two months. But how much more $$$$$ would TW pay if it came out he had an affair with a married man.
I better stop this line or the rumor mill will run rampant.:lol::lol:
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 03:27 PM

Heck, depending on how much these women, who claim to have had an affair with Tiger Woods, make off of those claims, I just might make up a claim that I had an affair with him also....and I'm a male. That should bring in the big bucks.:hurah::lol:


For the women that have gone public the only money they can make is writing a book or going on Talk shows.

The women who will make money form Tiger are the ones that have been silent but
at this point another 6 or 7 coming forward is not going to really change his situation, he's already DOA with the wife.

#71 OFFLINE   BubblePuppy

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 03:32 PM

For the women that have gone public the only money they can make is writing a book or going on Talk shows.

The women who will make money form Tiger are the ones that have been silent but
at this point another 6 or 7 coming forward is not going to really change his situation, he's already DOA with the wife.


Ah kinda my point of the joke. Big bucks in that.
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 09:30 AM

From Jay Leno...
What's the differnce between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 HOs.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:13 PM

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:04 PM

For the women that have gone public the only money they can make is writing a book or going on Talk shows...

Then there's that other way, the way some women have made money since time immemorial.

What's that? :scratch:

Oh! You mean that's what those women who were involved with Tiger have been doing all along? :scratchin

Never mind! :whatdidid

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 01:28 PM

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:57 PM

Just for you guys.


That is hilarious!!:lol:

And quite challenging when his speed picks up.

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 01:20 PM

Just got this in my email a few days ago. I think the whole Tiger thing is getting old but I thought this was funny.


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Posted 30 January 2010 - 01:44 PM

She sure can run fast...that little bugger....:lol:
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 06:48 PM

How about these? Golf balls with the names and pictures of his mistresses.

http://tailofthetige..._golf_balls.php

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 12:24 AM

Tiger Tiger Burning Bright
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