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Guest Message by DevFuse


The Wife from Hell

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#1 OFFLINE   citico



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Posted 26 March 2010 - 11:39 AM

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly,
dear --you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well, dear, you should be thankful the
radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver
turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking.'

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#2 OFFLINE   davring


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Posted 26 March 2010 - 12:15 PM

Great, love it:)

#3 OFFLINE   jpx5



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Posted 29 March 2010 - 12:39 PM

Very Funny.....

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#4 OFFLINE   dave29


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Posted 29 March 2010 - 12:44 PM

Jesul Petes. :lol:

#5 OFFLINE   scroll



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Posted 12 April 2010 - 12:03 AM

Caution: Don't drive with your wife when you are drunk.

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