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#1 OFFLINE   citico



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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:13 AM

Because he said....

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she
used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips,
yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing
a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said,
"Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said,
"No, I hate myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
That's when you put a bag over your head in case the
bag over her head comes off.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to
cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the
kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and
got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked.
I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on
I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex ;
she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy,
I wouldn't of had anything to play with

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