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Jogging in the park

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#1 OFFLINE   citico



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Posted 06 May 2010 - 07:58 AM

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."',

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 09:15 AM



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#3 OFFLINE   Draconis


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Posted 06 May 2010 - 05:07 PM


#4 OFFLINE   matt


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Posted 06 May 2010 - 07:30 PM

eh heh heh
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#5 OFFLINE   audiomaster


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Posted 09 May 2010 - 02:49 PM

Must have been a blonde!!!

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 07:29 AM

Very funny

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 07:32 AM

Ouch... :lol:
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Posted 20 June 2010 - 11:05 AM

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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