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#1 OFFLINE   tommya

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 02:28 AM

MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. This is what I'm doing wrong.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 05:56 AM

If they wouldn't be true, they wouldn't be funny. :lol:
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#3 OFFLINE   billsharpe

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:27 AM

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

That approach worked very well for me in the Army many years ago.
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Posted 28 June 2010 - 11:02 PM

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

That approach worked very well for me in the Army many years ago.


Yes and back then I could get into almost any concert by carrying a coil of mike cable and a Shure 55 past the ticket booth in a hurry and saying "I'm with the crew" !
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#5 OFFLINE   Richard King

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 05:45 AM

Shure 55


Wow...that must have been a while ago. ;)
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 07:17 AM

Yeah, a Shure 515 makes a little more sense, although they've been around for 30 years too. Posted Image

And I don't know about a clipboard, but walking quickly with purpose will get you a lot of places.
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