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The difference between men and women

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#1 OFFLINE   TulsaOK


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Posted 01 July 2010 - 02:18 PM

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3kg.

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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#2 OFFLINE   jkane



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Posted 02 July 2010 - 08:15 AM

The original author has a short thumb! ;-)
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#3 OFFLINE   Nick


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Posted 02 July 2010 - 08:19 AM

Good list, but there are other, more important differences! :grin:


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#4 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001


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Posted 02 July 2010 - 08:39 AM

My thumbnail needs trimming. :D
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:52 PM

That's freaking funny!!!

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