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Learn from your elders
Posted 09 September 2010 - 07:07 AM
> So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
> The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500,” he says.
> This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
> The lawyer asks the first question. “What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?”
> The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
> Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?”
> The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
> He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
> The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Posted 09 September 2010 - 10:21 AM
Posted 10 September 2010 - 05:23 PM
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