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Wife Calls On The Phone


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#1 OFFLINE   DCSholtis

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 05:51 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$390,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking

$950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the

extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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#2 OFFLINE   JACKIEGAGA

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 05:56 PM

:lol: Nice thats funny

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#3 OFFLINE   matt

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 06:07 PM

lol
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#4 OFFLINE   fluffybear

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 08:24 PM

Heard this one a couple of times! Always good for a laugh!

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#5 OFFLINE   Randy Watson

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:33 PM

hilarious

#6 OFFLINE   hdtvfan0001

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:36 PM

Been there...done that...

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#7 OFFLINE   Draconis

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 04:04 PM

It's a pity there is not a /facepalm emote for this board. :lol:

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 04:10 PM

It's a pity there is not a /facepalm emote for this board. :lol:

Here...this should do...

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#9 OFFLINE   fluffybear

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 04:36 PM

Been there...done that...

!rolling


remind me if we are ever to meet NOT to bring my cell phone :P

Edited by fluffybear, 20 October 2010 - 04:58 PM.

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#10 OFFLINE   Draconis

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:00 PM

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#11 OFFLINE   Richierich

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 05:41 PM

Now, this is Definitely Funny!!! :lol:
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