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Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:19 PM
'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers:
'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks:
'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends’
Posted 20 October 2010 - 04:21 AM
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 04:58 AM
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 06:35 PM