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#1 OFFLINE   audiomaster

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 11:19 PM

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person:

'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers:

'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks:

'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends’

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#2 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 04:21 AM

Typical! :rolleyes:

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#3 OFFLINE   MysteryMan

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 04:58 AM

Truer words were never spoken.:lol:

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#4 OFFLINE   fluffybear

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 06:12 AM

!rolling

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 05:44 PM

!rolling I just Love It!!!
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#6 OFFLINE   Game Fan

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 06:35 PM

Leave it to Mattel.:lol:




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