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#1 OFFLINE   Cholly

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 12:25 PM

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die .

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay Jewelers.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies quit Laughing!

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#2 OFFLINE   palmgrower

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 02:59 PM

Outstanding!

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 04:11 PM

I'm worried. I totally relate to everything on the list.:eek2:

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#4 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 08:34 PM

Thus speaks the voice of experience.

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#5 OFFLINE   dmspen

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 01:58 PM

My freezer has a light! (15)

#6 OFFLINE   spartanstew

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 02:02 PM

Was funny last year too.

http://www.dbstalk.c...ight=testicular

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#7 OFFLINE   Scott Kocourek

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:30 PM

Very funny!

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#8 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 12:12 PM

My freezer has a light! (15)

<oneupsmanship>

My side-by-side has five lights -- three
in the fridge and two in the freezer. :D

</oneupsmanship>

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#9 OFFLINE   Cholly

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Posted 08 October 2011 - 12:36 PM

Was funny last year too.

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My apologies! I did a search before posting it and didn't come up with anything. :grin:
Interesting -- it was originally posted by Nick! :D

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