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#1 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:31 PM

This came across my desk today:

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?


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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:39 AM

When students at a Miami high school senior prom discovered their venue was being shared with a porn convention, one chubby-cheeked senior exclaimed, with a big grin on his face, "This isn't a mixup, it's the greatest night of my life!"


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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:55 AM

When students at a Miami high school senior prom discovered their venue was being shared with a porn convention, one chubby-cheeked senior exclaimed, with a big grin on his face, "This isn't a mixup, it's the greatest night of my life!"

Hmmm...that one part makes me want to comment that your cheeks aren't chubby... :D :hurah:



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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:19 AM

Hmmm...that one part makes me want to comment that your cheeks aren't chubby... :D :hurah:



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I'm not sure what you meant. but I'll admit to the chubby cheeks, but I keep them covered by a manly beard.

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:41 AM

I'm not sure what you meant, but I'll admit to the chubby cheeks, but I keep them covered by a manly beard.

Let's not make this personal.

Nick...I said you didn't have chubby cheeks...it was meant as a return volley joke that the original story could have been construed as a "stroll down memory lane" recollection in contrast to about someone else. ;)

Both stories were indeed funny. :lol:
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