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Adele To Receive Medal of Freedom


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#1 OFFLINE   Marlin Guy

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:01 AM

Announcement. For Immediate Release - 6/6/2012

Singer-Songwriter Adele has been scheduled to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom for her contribution to what CIA and NSA officials are calling, "the most effective enemy interrogation technique ever....ever!"

The security agencies have completed almost a year of testing the new technique. While they are tight-lipped on the exact details, they are emphatic about the results.

"On average, even the most hardened detainees fold in about 34 seconds. We don't even have to ask them a question. They simply jam their fingers in their ears and start blabbering secrets as loudly as they can.

There have been several documented cases of bleeding from the ears, but it clears up within an hour or so after cessation of the program."
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#2 OFFLINE   Laxguy

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:35 AM

Didn't Celine also receive that recognition?
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#3 OFFLINE   billsharpe

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:56 AM

There are a number of people who could earn this honor.

Guy Lombardo comes to mind -- of course that would be a posthumous reward!
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#4 OFFLINE   dpeters11

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:19 PM

For me, I think all they'd need to do is play back recordings of Justin Bieber fans. I couldn't take it.

#5 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:47 PM

Roseanne Barr screeching out the national anthem would
get me to tell things I wouldn't even confess to God. :confused:

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 05:25 PM

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#7 OFFLINE   Laxguy

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 07:15 PM

Just saw this on FB:

Stephen Colbert: Celine Dion says she's sick of the theme from "Titanic." So now it's unanimous.


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Posted 07 June 2012 - 11:28 AM

...and Rosemary Clooney got awfully tired of responding to requests for "Come ona My House."
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#9 OFFLINE   Delroy E Walleye

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 09:51 PM

What's an adele?

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:02 PM

What's an adele?

Singer-Songwriter Adele ...


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#11 OFFLINE   sigma1914

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 08:42 AM

She is an amazing singer & songwriter, IMO, and many others.
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#12 OFFLINE   Delroy E Walleye

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 04:16 PM

I guess they're just not for everybody... Got it. Thanks.

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 05:41 PM

She is an amazing singer & songwriter, IMO, and many others.


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Posted 10 June 2012 - 05:44 PM

I guess they're just not for everybody... Got it. Thanks.


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