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Seven stages of parking

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#1 OFFLINE   fluffybear


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Posted 19 September 2012 - 11:29 AM

The Seven Stages of Parking -Red Green

Stage One - You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.

Stage Two - You're a teenager and you park with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.

Stage Three - You're married with kids and are parking a mini-van at McDonald's.

Stage Four - The kids are grown and working at McDonald's, you've got a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.

Stage Five - You're parking in the garage for a while, where you're also living.

Stage Six - You're old, no car no license no parking spot.

Stage Seven - You're parked. Permanently. In your own space. Even has your name over it.

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#2 OFFLINE   yosoyellobo



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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:14 PM

I plan on skipping stage seven. I be blowing in the wind.

#3 OFFLINE   MikeW


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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:24 PM

I plan on skipping stage seven. I be blowing in the wind.

That's the answer, my friend.

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