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Seven stages of parking
Posted 19 September 2012 - 11:29 AM
Stage One - You're a kid. All you have to park is your butt.
Stage Two - You're a teenager and you park with a girl who has a good chance of being your future wife.
Stage Three - You're married with kids and are parking a mini-van at McDonald's.
Stage Four - The kids are grown and working at McDonald's, you've got a sports car and are caught parking with a girl who has no chance of being your future wife.
Stage Five - You're parking in the garage for a while, where you're also living.
Stage Six - You're old, no car no license no parking spot.
Stage Seven - You're parked. Permanently. In your own space. Even has your name over it.
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My Q4 2014 Set-Up
Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:14 PM