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#21 OFFLINE   Lord Vader

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 11:25 PM

One of the best religious miniseries, IMHO, was Masada. I loved it then; I love it now. Superb.

FAITH: I find the lack of it disturbing.

Opinions are my own but should be those of all Americans, who would be much better off intellectually, psychologically, and emotionally if that were the case.


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#22 OFFLINE   Maruuk

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:20 AM

When are they going to do The Quran? Muhammad in the Battle of the Ditch personally beheads 900 Jews in one night, tossing their headless bodies into the ditch dug around Medina. Then he divides up their women taking half. Then he goes back to his 9 year old wife (they could cast Honey Booboo!). That's entertainment. The Quran is like an X-rated version of Game of Thrones on crack. Makes the Bible look like Leave it to Beaver.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 05:17 AM

I have to agree. They are portrayed as being rather stupid, or just weird. I thought it would give me an additional insight from a different point of view, but it's not accurate enough for that, and as you say, it has very quickly become annoying and irritating.


Go ahead. Just *try* to portray Moses being lost in the desert for 40 years without making him look like a clueless idiot dying for someone to invent the GPS. :)

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 06:40 AM

Go ahead. Just *try* to portray Moses being lost in the desert for 40 years without making him look like a clueless idiot dying for someone to invent the GPS. :)


Oh I don't know. Steve Martin or Jim Carrey could probably pull it off. :sure:

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:11 PM

I'd call it "Hangover IV: The Resurrection". Twelve Jews wake up in Jerusalem having no memory of the day before. Then one of them asks, "Where's Jesus?" Mayhem ensues.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

...ouya areay goingay ootay getgay iedfray.

[Bonus points if you know what movie that came from]


I don't think you have the quote quite right, but I'm pretty sure you were going for Johnny Dangerously.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:15 PM

And they showed Samuel killing Agag the Amalekite king. What they didn't show was that he also killed all the women, children and livestock.


The King James bible in 1 Samuel 15:33 it clearly says that "Samuel hewed Agag in pieces" so it was a bit more than just him killing Agag.
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Posted 13 March 2013 - 09:04 PM

Sounds like the next Tarentino flick...

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 04:52 AM

I don't think you have the quote quite right, but I'm pretty sure you were going for Johnny Dangerously.

:)


I was trying to remember the scene from "Top Secret!" where pop-star Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) is on his way to his supposed execution at the hands of the East Germans.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 12:56 PM

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"The Bible's" depiction of the Devil explains why the show is so popular! Get thee behind me Barackzeebub!

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 03:13 PM

"The Bible's" depiction of the Devil explains why the show is so popular! Get thee behind me Barackzeebub!

The History Channel and the show's creators have responded:

...Responding to the speculation, the History released a statement saying, "History channel has the highest respect for President Obama. The series was produced with an international and diverse cast of respected actors. It's unfortunate that anyone made this false connection. History's 'The Bible' is meant to enlighten people on its rich stories and deep history."

Executive Producers, Mark Burnett and Roma Downey called the connection "utter nonsense." And Downey said, "Both Mark and I have nothing but respect and love for our President, who is a fellow Christian. False statements such as these are just designed as a foolish distraction to try and discredit the beauty of the story of 'The Bible.'"

...The actor's name is Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni. According to his IMDb page, he has appeared in several religion-focused television-movies, including a 2006 adaptation of "The Ten Commandments" and a 2000 film called "In the Beginning." Burnett and Downey said, "He has previously played parts in several Biblical epics -- including Satanic characters long before Barack Obama was elected as our President."

Glenn Beck has managed to turn "The Bible" into publicity for himself. He's good at that.:rolleyes:

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Whether or not the producers put an Obama lookalike in there as the Devil intentionally or not, how could the similarity not be caught way up front? Films are cast meticulously. All angles of the actors' faces are examined, there are screen tests, etc. And NO ONE noticed the resemblance throughout the entire process to the American President? Ridiculous.

I think it's a riot. Obama haters are loving it, and even Obama fans are getting a chuckle out of it. Only the Devil is pissed off, he thinks he looks way more like Robert Guillaume!

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Worse than even a typical Syfy movie and special effects to match.

History has done some good stuff lately, but this is just plain embarrassing.
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:34 PM

Its ratings don't seem to make the opinions of you and others here matter one bit.

FAITH: I find the lack of it disturbing.

Opinions are my own but should be those of all Americans, who would be much better off intellectually, psychologically, and emotionally if that were the case.


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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:25 PM

Same with rap music. You can fool most of the people most of time.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:47 AM

Worse than even a typical Syfy movie and special effects to match.

History has done some good stuff lately, but this is just plain embarrassing.

Have you seen the ratings for this. Heck NBC would love to have that on there weeknight shows.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 06:14 PM

Porn gets awesome ratings, too. Very similar production values...

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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:08 PM

Porn gets awesome ratings, too. Very similar production values...


Imagine the ratings a production of the Bible would get if Hollywood would adequately fund it and treat the subject with respect. This one is succeeding in spite of Hollywood and the networks.
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Posted 23 March 2013 - 03:11 PM

Imagine the ratings a production of the Bible would get if Hollywood would adequately fund it and treat the subject with respect. This one is succeeding in spite of Hollywood and the networks.

At what?

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

I think if you produced an alternate-reality series in which the South won the Civil War, you'd get killer ratings in the South. Nobody ever went broke pandering to a large-demo, captive audience. That's why half of all movies are targeting males 12-18.

But pandering is generally the enemy of good.




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