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Man killed on golf course


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#1 OFFLINE   Nick

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 06:10 PM

A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.

When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it.
You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 66 .

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#2 OFFLINE   Blankman2k5

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:46 PM

Hilarious!


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#3 OFFLINE   Laxguy

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:59 PM

One good one!


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#4 OFFLINE   peds48

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:30 PM

very funny.......
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The misfits. The rebels.
The the troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things different.
They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo.


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