A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening,
she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you
know that humans are the only species in which the female
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and
walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and
says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that
pig squealed, it's hard to tell."
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