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#1 OFFLINE   dmspen


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:08 AM

An elderly couple in an old Ford pick up drove through town. They stopped behind a brand new Ford pick up.

In the brand new Ford they could see a young couple. The young woman was sitting next to the young man, her head on his shoulder and his arm around her.

The elderly woman looked at the old man with a scowl and said, "Remember when we used to sit like that!?"


He turned and looked her and said, "I didn't move."

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:09 AM

That's funny.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:23 PM

That gave  me a smile i needed that.

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